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Dancer’s Tie-In to Mr Epitome’s, um, tie-up:
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Dancer’s Tie-In to Mr Epitome’s, um, tie-up:


Note: Shep’s exact words were “Here’s a tie-in for Mike’s Epitome stuff. You can put it up for people to read while they’re going down and making sure there’s at least 10 replies to my last story so we can get on with the plot.”


[The Scene: The Lair Laundrette, where Dancer is doing her whites and delicates when Kat Allen comes down with a load of mixed coloureds]

Dancer: Hey Kat! I was just talking to Dominic earlier. About his little problem.

Kat, guiltily, not wanting to embarrass her boyfriend Mr Epitome about his virility issues: Problem? Dom doesn’t have any problems. Except making world peace and stuff. Not any problems at all.

Dancer, who has overheard what she thinks are plans to throw her a surprise party: It’s okay. I totally know. He and Yuki were working things out down in his bedroom.

Kat: They… they were?

Dancer: They tried to stuff it all away when I knocked, but I knew what they’d been up to.

Kat: You did?

Dancer: Don’t feel bad. It had to slip out eventually. Dom’s bad at keeping his stuff to himself, whatever he likes to think. I was just excited about it! It’s huge!

Kat: Well, fairly generous I suppose, which is why I get so cross when CSFB! says… Are you sure Dom and Yuki were in his bedroom?

Dancer: They were planning a big surprise for me. I was flattered.

Kat: A surprise for you? Both of them?

Dancer: Not right now. Later on I guess. I imagine Dom’s problem will be getting everyone assembled in the same room at the same time. It’s supposed to be a shock, you see.

Kat: Dancer, are you trying to tell me that Dominic wants to get everyone together to… watch?

Dancer: I guess everyone gets to join in. Don’t worry Kat. I’m sure you’re the first person he’ll want there. There’s still loads of our friends that he’ll want to introduce you to. It’ll be a huge party.

Kat, nervously: What do you think he’s going to want me to do, exactly?

Dancer: I don’t know. Novelties? Make all the guests welcome? Party tricks? The table spread, perhaps?

Kat, coldly: So this is how Dom thinks he’s going to be getting over his difficulties, is it?

Dancer: Well, it’s a great way to make friends. We can do it all evening. It’ll be a complete ball.

Kat, getting cross: Not with me it won’t. You can’t be serious about this. Dom’s not like that!

Dancer: I was quite surprised too, but I guess we’ve been underestimating his enthusiasm. I must get him something nice for all his hard work. I know, I think Donar still has some stuff from our last visit to Ausgard. Spices, I think.

Kat: Spices?

Dancer: Yeah. He said they’d liven up any dinner. I’ll get some for Dom as a thank you. Hey, Kat? Kat? You forgot your washing!

Dancer: Wow, she and Dom must be so in love she can’t stay away from him even long enough to wash her underwear. Young love.

[Goes back to spin cycle]




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